19 3 / 2011
"The probability of someone saving something you put on the Internet is inversely proportional to your desire that no one saved the thing you put on the Internet."
09 3 / 2011
08 3 / 2011
Julia: Give me the ball! Me!
Barack: How about no?
Julia: Do you think people will still think we had an entire conversation with a photographer crouched in the corner?
Barack: I cannot understand anything you say.
Julia: So, you busy at the moment?
Barack: An intractable foreign war, an economy in smithereens, the upper house controlled by my political enemies and the potential for a revolution in the region that produces more than 50% of the world’s oil. Shit, no. I have nothing better to do than potentially break priceless antiques given to me by more important foreign leaders.
Julia: Today we look forward to a new era in US-Australian relations.
Barack: When you say ‘today’ it sounds like ‘to-die’.
Julia: Ooh, ooh! Let me answer that one!
Barack: I keep smiling and nodding but it’s not helping.
Reporter: What was the face you made when you heard Kevin Rudd had been rolled by members of his own political party?
Barack: I wonder if I just shouted ‘DEFCON ONE!’ what would happen?
Barack: $50 if you get me out of this. Australian.
Julia: Oh, it’s a staring contest, is it?
22 9 / 2010
14 9 / 2010
"Every house guest brings you happiness: some when they arrive and some when they are leaving."
09 9 / 2010
07 9 / 2010